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[Target] is so [Quality] that [Exaggeration]
•You're so dense that light bends around you
•He's so slow that snails give him directions
If [Target] were any more [Trait], they'd [Consequence]
•If you were any more basic, you'd be pH 14
•If he were any more lost, he'd need a map to find himself
[Target] has the [Attribute] of a [Comparison] and the [Attribute2] of a [Comparison2]
•You have the charisma of a wet blanket and the wit of a brick
•He has the creativity of a parking meter and the energy of a sloth on sedatives
I've seen [Comparison] with more [Quality] than [Target]
•I've seen participation trophies with more accomplishments than you
•I've seen traffic cones with more personality than him
[Target]'s [Trait] is like [Metaphor] - [Punchline]
•Your intelligence is like a black hole - it sucks everything in and nothing escapes
•His cooking is like abstract art - nobody understands it and everyone pretends to like it
The only thing [Comparative] than [Target]'s [Trait] is [Exaggeration]
•The only thing lower than your standards is the bar you set for yourself
•The only thing slower than his wit is continental drift
Wow, [Target] is so [Positive Quality]. Said no one ever.
•Wow, you're so good at reading the room. Said no one ever.
•Wow, his jokes are so funny. Said no one ever.
Oh great, [Target] is [Action]. Just what we needed.
•Oh great, you're giving advice again. Just what we needed.
•Oh great, he's sharing his playlist. Just what we needed.
I love how [Target] thinks [Belief]. It's adorable.
•I love how you think you're the main character. It's adorable.
•I love how he thinks everyone's interested in his gym routine. It's adorable.
[Target] could [Action], but that would require [Impossible Requirement]
•You could admit you're wrong, but that would require self-awareness
•He could arrive on time, but that would require respecting others
[Target] is so [Quality] that [Exaggeration]
•You're so dense that light bends around you
•He's so slow that snails give him directions
If [Target] were any more [Trait], they'd [Consequence]
•If you were any more basic, you'd be pH 14
•If he were any more lost, he'd need a map to find himself
[Target] has the [Attribute] of a [Comparison] and the [Attribute2] of a [Comparison2]
•You have the charisma of a wet blanket and the wit of a brick
•He has the creativity of a parking meter and the energy of a sloth on sedatives
I've seen [Comparison] with more [Quality] than [Target]
•I've seen participation trophies with more accomplishments than you
•I've seen traffic cones with more personality than him
[Target]'s [Trait] is like [Metaphor] - [Punchline]
•Your intelligence is like a black hole - it sucks everything in and nothing escapes
•His cooking is like abstract art - nobody understands it and everyone pretends to like it
The only thing [Comparative] than [Target]'s [Trait] is [Exaggeration]
•The only thing lower than your standards is the bar you set for yourself
•The only thing slower than his wit is continental drift
Wow, [Target] is so [Positive Quality]. Said no one ever.
•Wow, you're so good at reading the room. Said no one ever.
•Wow, his jokes are so funny. Said no one ever.
Oh great, [Target] is [Action]. Just what we needed.
•Oh great, you're giving advice again. Just what we needed.
•Oh great, he's sharing his playlist. Just what we needed.
I love how [Target] thinks [Belief]. It's adorable.
•I love how you think you're the main character. It's adorable.
•I love how he thinks everyone's interested in his gym routine. It's adorable.
[Target] could [Action], but that would require [Impossible Requirement]
•You could admit you're wrong, but that would require self-awareness
•He could arrive on time, but that would require respecting others
Thanks, [Target], for [Negative Action]. Really helpful.
•Thanks for stating the obvious. Really helpful.
•Thanks for showing up late again. Really helpful.
•Thanks for your unsolicited critique. Really helpful.
Congratulations to [Target] for [Mediocre Achievement]. Truly groundbreaking.
•Congratulations on doing the bare minimum. Truly groundbreaking.
•Congratulations on finally replying to a text. Truly groundbreaking.
•Congratulations on being consistently inconsistent. Truly groundbreaking.
[Target] brings nothing to the table except [Negative Quality]
•You bring nothing to the table except the table you're sitting at
•He brings nothing to the table except audacity and bad takes
•She brings nothing to the table except drama and expired coupons
[Target] is proof that [Statement]
•You're proof that participation trophies have gone too far
•He's proof that confidence and competence are not related
•She's proof that not all thoughts should be shared out loud
If [Target] had a dollar for every [Quality], they'd [Result]
•If you had a dollar for every good idea, you'd be in debt
•If he had a dollar for every time he was right, he'd still be broke
•If she had a dollar for every time she was on time, she couldn't buy coffee
[Target] is the human equivalent of [Disappointing Thing]
•You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy
•He's the human equivalent of a pop-up ad
•She's the human equivalent of a Monday morning
I'd agree with [Target], but then we'd both be [Negative State]
•I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
•I'd agree with him, but then we'd both be confused
•I'd agree with her, but then we'd both be delusional
[Target] has reached new heights of [Negative Quality]
•You've reached new heights of mediocrity
•He's reached new heights of irrelevance
•She's reached new heights of self-unawareness
[Target], bless your heart, you tried
•Bless your heart, you tried
•Bless his heart, he really thought that would work
•Bless her heart, she gave it a solid attempt
Not [Target] thinking they can [Action]
•Not you thinking you can pull that off
•Not him thinking he can sing
•Not her thinking she can dance
Thanks, [Target], for [Negative Action]. Really helpful.
•Thanks for stating the obvious. Really helpful.
•Thanks for showing up late again. Really helpful.
•Thanks for your unsolicited critique. Really helpful.
Congratulations to [Target] for [Mediocre Achievement]. Truly groundbreaking.
•Congratulations on doing the bare minimum. Truly groundbreaking.
•Congratulations on finally replying to a text. Truly groundbreaking.
•Congratulations on being consistently inconsistent. Truly groundbreaking.
[Target] brings nothing to the table except [Negative Quality]
•You bring nothing to the table except the table you're sitting at
•He brings nothing to the table except audacity and bad takes
•She brings nothing to the table except drama and expired coupons
[Target] is proof that [Statement]
•You're proof that participation trophies have gone too far
•He's proof that confidence and competence are not related
•She's proof that not all thoughts should be shared out loud
If [Target] had a dollar for every [Quality], they'd [Result]
•If you had a dollar for every good idea, you'd be in debt
•If he had a dollar for every time he was right, he'd still be broke
•If she had a dollar for every time she was on time, she couldn't buy coffee
[Target] is the human equivalent of [Disappointing Thing]
•You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy
•He's the human equivalent of a pop-up ad
•She's the human equivalent of a Monday morning
I'd agree with [Target], but then we'd both be [Negative State]
•I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
•I'd agree with him, but then we'd both be confused
•I'd agree with her, but then we'd both be delusional
[Target] has reached new heights of [Negative Quality]
•You've reached new heights of mediocrity
•He's reached new heights of irrelevance
•She's reached new heights of self-unawareness
[Target], bless your heart, you tried
•Bless your heart, you tried
•Bless his heart, he really thought that would work
•Bless her heart, she gave it a solid attempt
Not [Target] thinking they can [Action]
•Not you thinking you can pull that off
•Not him thinking he can sing
•Not her thinking she can dance
[Target] woke up and chose [Choice]
•You woke up and chose chaos
•He woke up and chose violence
Imagine being [Target] and [Situation]. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being you and having that opinion. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being him and thinking that's cool. Couldn't be me.
The [Trait] is [Intensity] with this one
•The audacity is strong with this one
•The delusion is powerful with this one
[Target] is the reason [Product] has warning labels
•You're the reason shampoo has instructions
•He's the reason coffee cups say 'caution: hot'
Somewhere out there is a tree working hard to replace the oxygen [Target] wastes
•Somewhere out there is a tree working hard to replace the oxygen you waste
•Somewhere a tree is apologizing for him
Everyone who ever loved [Target] was wrong
•Everyone who ever loved you was wrong
•Everyone who believed in him made a mistake
[Target] is what happens when [Mistake] meets [Disaster]
•You're what happens when overconfidence meets incompetence
•He's what happens when ego meets ignorance
I refuse to battle wits with [Target]. I don't fight unarmed opponents.
•I refuse to battle wits with you. I don't fight unarmed opponents.
•I can't debate him. It's like playing chess with a pigeon.
[Target] woke up and chose [Choice]
•You woke up and chose chaos
•He woke up and chose violence
Imagine being [Target] and [Situation]. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being you and having that opinion. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being him and thinking that's cool. Couldn't be me.
The [Trait] is [Intensity] with this one
•The audacity is strong with this one
•The delusion is powerful with this one
[Target] is the reason [Product] has warning labels
•You're the reason shampoo has instructions
•He's the reason coffee cups say 'caution: hot'
Somewhere out there is a tree working hard to replace the oxygen [Target] wastes
•Somewhere out there is a tree working hard to replace the oxygen you waste
•Somewhere a tree is apologizing for him
Everyone who ever loved [Target] was wrong
•Everyone who ever loved you was wrong
•Everyone who believed in him made a mistake
[Target] is what happens when [Mistake] meets [Disaster]
•You're what happens when overconfidence meets incompetence
•He's what happens when ego meets ignorance
I refuse to battle wits with [Target]. I don't fight unarmed opponents.
•I refuse to battle wits with you. I don't fight unarmed opponents.
•I can't debate him. It's like playing chess with a pigeon.
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I need insults for my roommate who never does dishes and leaves them piling up in the sink for days. He always has excuses about being busy but spends hours gaming. Make it clever but not too mean.
If you had a dollar for every dish you've washed, you'd still owe me money. Your sink is less a kitchen feature and more an archaeological dig site.
Roast my friend who thinks he is an amazing cook but everything he makes is either burnt or undercooked. He is very confident about his terrible cooking skills and shares photos on social media.
Congratulations on giving Gordon Ramsay a reason to stay in business. Your cooking is proof that smoke alarms work, and your food pictures should come with trigger warnings.
I need savage insults for a friendly roast battle at work. Target is my coworker who is always taking credit for other people's ideas in meetings. Make it brutal but office-appropriate.
You bring nothing to the table except the ideas you stole from people actually sitting at the table. If plagiarism was an Olympic sport, you'd still find a way to copy someone else's technique.
Create playful insults for my sister who takes forever to get ready and makes everyone wait. She is notorious for being 2 hours late to everything. Keep it light and funny.
Not you thinking 'fashionably late' means arriving when the event is over. Bless your heart, you tried to be on time once... didn't work out though.
I want really harsh insults for my best friend who can definitely take it. He has been roasting me all week and I need devastating comebacks. We have thick skin so go all out.
You're the reason shampoo has instructions and the proof that confidence and intelligence are inversely proportional. Somewhere out there is a tree working overtime to replace the oxygen you waste talking.
I need insults for my roommate who never does dishes and leaves them piling up in the sink for days. He always has excuses about being busy but spends hours gaming. Make it clever but not too mean.
If you had a dollar for every dish you've washed, you'd still owe me money. Your sink is less a kitchen feature and more an archaeological dig site.
Roast my friend who thinks he is an amazing cook but everything he makes is either burnt or undercooked. He is very confident about his terrible cooking skills and shares photos on social media.
Congratulations on giving Gordon Ramsay a reason to stay in business. Your cooking is proof that smoke alarms work, and your food pictures should come with trigger warnings.
I need savage insults for a friendly roast battle at work. Target is my coworker who is always taking credit for other people's ideas in meetings. Make it brutal but office-appropriate.
You bring nothing to the table except the ideas you stole from people actually sitting at the table. If plagiarism was an Olympic sport, you'd still find a way to copy someone else's technique.
Create playful insults for my sister who takes forever to get ready and makes everyone wait. She is notorious for being 2 hours late to everything. Keep it light and funny.
Not you thinking 'fashionably late' means arriving when the event is over. Bless your heart, you tried to be on time once... didn't work out though.
I want really harsh insults for my best friend who can definitely take it. He has been roasting me all week and I need devastating comebacks. We have thick skin so go all out.
You're the reason shampoo has instructions and the proof that confidence and intelligence are inversely proportional. Somewhere out there is a tree working overtime to replace the oxygen you waste talking.
Insult people who don't reply to texts for days but are always posting on social media. Make it relatable and witty for my Instagram story.
I love how you think you're too busy to reply but have time to post 47 Instagram stories. Your text notification graveyard is more haunted than your future.
I need clever roasts for gym bros who give unsolicited fitness advice and flex in every mirror. Keep it sarcastic and funny for my group chat.
Thanks for the workout advice I didn't ask for. Really helpful. Your gym selfies have the same energy as unsolicited motivational quotes from people who peaked in high school.
Roast people who drive slow in the fast lane and don't move over. Make it savage but hilarious for Twitter.
You're the human equivalent of a loading screen. If situational awareness was a sport, you'd still be trying to find the stadium. The left lane is for passing, not for your Sunday cruise.
Create playful insults for my boyfriend who thinks he is funny but tells the worst dad jokes. He commits hard to terrible puns. Make it cute but roasting him.
Not you thinking that pun landed. Bless your heart, the confidence is strong with this one. Your jokes are proof that not all thoughts deserve to be spoken out loud.
I need brutal comebacks for someone who keeps interrupting others in conversations and talking over people. Make it devastatingly savage.
Everyone who ever let you interrupt them was wrong. You're proof that not having an inside voice is a personality flaw. If having something valuable to say was a requirement for speaking, you'd be mute.
Insult people who don't reply to texts for days but are always posting on social media. Make it relatable and witty for my Instagram story.
I love how you think you're too busy to reply but have time to post 47 Instagram stories. Your text notification graveyard is more haunted than your future.
I need clever roasts for gym bros who give unsolicited fitness advice and flex in every mirror. Keep it sarcastic and funny for my group chat.
Thanks for the workout advice I didn't ask for. Really helpful. Your gym selfies have the same energy as unsolicited motivational quotes from people who peaked in high school.
Roast people who drive slow in the fast lane and don't move over. Make it savage but hilarious for Twitter.
You're the human equivalent of a loading screen. If situational awareness was a sport, you'd still be trying to find the stadium. The left lane is for passing, not for your Sunday cruise.
Create playful insults for my boyfriend who thinks he is funny but tells the worst dad jokes. He commits hard to terrible puns. Make it cute but roasting him.
Not you thinking that pun landed. Bless your heart, the confidence is strong with this one. Your jokes are proof that not all thoughts deserve to be spoken out loud.
I need brutal comebacks for someone who keeps interrupting others in conversations and talking over people. Make it devastatingly savage.
Everyone who ever let you interrupt them was wrong. You're proof that not having an inside voice is a personality flaw. If having something valuable to say was a requirement for speaking, you'd be mute.
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