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[Target] is so [Quality] that [Exaggeration]
•You're so predictable that psychics refund your money
•He's so slow that sloths give him directions
If [Target] were any more [Trait], they'd [Consequence]
•If you were any more irrelevant, you'd be a fax machine
•If he were any more lost, he'd need GPS to find himself
[Target] has the [Attribute] of a [Comparison] and the [Attribute2] of a [Comparison2]
•You have the wit of a rock and the charm of a parking ticket
•He has the confidence of a peacock and the skills of a goldfish
I've seen [Object] with more [Quality] than [Target]
•I've seen mannequins with more personality than you
•I've seen screensavers with more life goals than him
[Target] is the reason [Negative Thing] exists
•You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles
•He's the reason participation trophies were invented
The only thing [Comparative] than [Target]'s [Trait] is [Worse Thing]
•The only thing weaker than your comebacks is your WiFi signal
•The only thing slower than his brain is continental drift
[Target] brings nothing to the table except [Negative Quality]
•You bring nothing to the table except the audacity
•He brings nothing to the table except opinions nobody asked for
[Target] is proof that [Statement]
•You're proof that not all thoughts deserve to be spoken
•He's proof that confidence and competence aren't correlated
[Target] is the human equivalent of [Disappointing Thing]
•You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy
•He's the human equivalent of a Monday morning
Everyone who ever [Action] with [Target] was [Wrong/Mistaken]
•Everyone who ever believed in you made a mistake
•Everyone who said he had potential was lying to be polite
[Target] is so [Quality] that [Exaggeration]
•You're so predictable that psychics refund your money
•He's so slow that sloths give him directions
If [Target] were any more [Trait], they'd [Consequence]
•If you were any more irrelevant, you'd be a fax machine
•If he were any more lost, he'd need GPS to find himself
[Target] has the [Attribute] of a [Comparison] and the [Attribute2] of a [Comparison2]
•You have the wit of a rock and the charm of a parking ticket
•He has the confidence of a peacock and the skills of a goldfish
I've seen [Object] with more [Quality] than [Target]
•I've seen mannequins with more personality than you
•I've seen screensavers with more life goals than him
[Target] is the reason [Negative Thing] exists
•You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles
•He's the reason participation trophies were invented
The only thing [Comparative] than [Target]'s [Trait] is [Worse Thing]
•The only thing weaker than your comebacks is your WiFi signal
•The only thing slower than his brain is continental drift
[Target] brings nothing to the table except [Negative Quality]
•You bring nothing to the table except the audacity
•He brings nothing to the table except opinions nobody asked for
[Target] is proof that [Statement]
•You're proof that not all thoughts deserve to be spoken
•He's proof that confidence and competence aren't correlated
[Target] is the human equivalent of [Disappointing Thing]
•You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy
•He's the human equivalent of a Monday morning
Everyone who ever [Action] with [Target] was [Wrong/Mistaken]
•Everyone who ever believed in you made a mistake
•Everyone who said he had potential was lying to be polite
At least I [Achievement]. What have you done?
•At least I can admit when I'm wrong. What's your excuse?
•At least I showed up. What have you contributed?
•At least I tried. What have you done besides criticize?
Says the person who [Embarrassing Fact]
•Says the person who still uses Internet Explorer
•Says the guy who thought YOLO was still cool in 2024
•Says the girl who can't parallel park to save her life
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be [Negative State]
•I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
•I'd agree with him, but then we'd both look foolish
•I'd agree with her, but then we'd both be confused
Thanks for [Sarcastic Comment]. Really [Adjective].
•Thanks for your input. Really groundbreaking.
•Thanks for that hot take. Really original.
•Thanks for the unsolicited advice. Really helpful.
Oh, you're [Action]? How [Adjective].
•Oh, you're still talking? How brave.
•Oh, you're giving advice now? How adorable.
•Oh, you think that's clever? How precious.
I'd explain it to you, but [Reason]
•I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home
•I'd explain it to him, but I don't have the time or the crayons
•I'd explain it to her, but understanding requires a baseline level of intelligence
Bless your heart, [Target], you tried
•Bless your heart, you really thought that would work
•Bless his heart, he gave it his best shot
•Bless her heart, she's trying so hard
Not [Target] thinking they can [Action]
•Not you thinking you can sing karaoke
•Not him thinking he can dance
•Not her thinking she can pull off that outfit
[Target] woke up and chose [Choice]
•You woke up and chose chaos today
•He woke up and chose delusion
•She woke up and chose to be unhinged
Imagine being [Target] and [Situation]. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being you and having that haircut. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being him and thinking that joke was funny. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being her and posting that selfie. Couldn't be me.
At least I [Achievement]. What have you done?
•At least I can admit when I'm wrong. What's your excuse?
•At least I showed up. What have you contributed?
•At least I tried. What have you done besides criticize?
Says the person who [Embarrassing Fact]
•Says the person who still uses Internet Explorer
•Says the guy who thought YOLO was still cool in 2024
•Says the girl who can't parallel park to save her life
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be [Negative State]
•I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong
•I'd agree with him, but then we'd both look foolish
•I'd agree with her, but then we'd both be confused
Thanks for [Sarcastic Comment]. Really [Adjective].
•Thanks for your input. Really groundbreaking.
•Thanks for that hot take. Really original.
•Thanks for the unsolicited advice. Really helpful.
Oh, you're [Action]? How [Adjective].
•Oh, you're still talking? How brave.
•Oh, you're giving advice now? How adorable.
•Oh, you think that's clever? How precious.
I'd explain it to you, but [Reason]
•I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home
•I'd explain it to him, but I don't have the time or the crayons
•I'd explain it to her, but understanding requires a baseline level of intelligence
Bless your heart, [Target], you tried
•Bless your heart, you really thought that would work
•Bless his heart, he gave it his best shot
•Bless her heart, she's trying so hard
Not [Target] thinking they can [Action]
•Not you thinking you can sing karaoke
•Not him thinking he can dance
•Not her thinking she can pull off that outfit
[Target] woke up and chose [Choice]
•You woke up and chose chaos today
•He woke up and chose delusion
•She woke up and chose to be unhinged
Imagine being [Target] and [Situation]. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being you and having that haircut. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being him and thinking that joke was funny. Couldn't be me.
•Imagine being her and posting that selfie. Couldn't be me.
The [Trait] is strong with this one
•The audacity is strong with this one
•The delusion is powerful with this one
I'm not saying I'm [Negative], but [Exaggeration]
•I'm not saying I'm bad at cooking, but my smoke detector is also my dinner timer
•I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I'd hire someone to procrastinate for me
My [Trait] is like [Metaphor] - [Punchline]
•My cooking is like modern art - nobody understands it and it might be garbage
•My sense of direction is like my WiFi - unreliable and constantly searching
I tried to [Action], but [Failure]
•I tried to be productive today, but Netflix had other plans
•I tried to adult, but I failed spectacularly
If [Condition], I'd [Consequence]
•If confidence was competence, I'd be unstoppable. Unfortunately, it's not.
•If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete... eventually
Every [Type of Person] thinks [Belief], but [Reality]
•Every gym bro thinks they're a personal trainer, but most can't spell 'nutrition'
•Every influencer thinks they're changing the world, but they're just selling protein powder
You know you're a [Category] when [Relatable Situation]
•You know you're a narcissist when your camera roll is 90% selfies
•You know you're a know-it-all when Google autocorrects to your name
[Type of People] be like [Behavior]. [Commentary]
•Gym bros be like 'leg day is my favorite' while skipping it for 6 months
•Coffee snobs be like 'this isn't real espresso' while I'm just trying to wake up
The [Trait] is strong with this one
•The audacity is strong with this one
•The delusion is powerful with this one
I'm not saying I'm [Negative], but [Exaggeration]
•I'm not saying I'm bad at cooking, but my smoke detector is also my dinner timer
•I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I'd hire someone to procrastinate for me
My [Trait] is like [Metaphor] - [Punchline]
•My cooking is like modern art - nobody understands it and it might be garbage
•My sense of direction is like my WiFi - unreliable and constantly searching
I tried to [Action], but [Failure]
•I tried to be productive today, but Netflix had other plans
•I tried to adult, but I failed spectacularly
If [Condition], I'd [Consequence]
•If confidence was competence, I'd be unstoppable. Unfortunately, it's not.
•If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete... eventually
Every [Type of Person] thinks [Belief], but [Reality]
•Every gym bro thinks they're a personal trainer, but most can't spell 'nutrition'
•Every influencer thinks they're changing the world, but they're just selling protein powder
You know you're a [Category] when [Relatable Situation]
•You know you're a narcissist when your camera roll is 90% selfies
•You know you're a know-it-all when Google autocorrects to your name
[Type of People] be like [Behavior]. [Commentary]
•Gym bros be like 'leg day is my favorite' while skipping it for 6 months
•Coffee snobs be like 'this isn't real espresso' while I'm just trying to wake up
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I need a roast for my friend who always brags about his gym gains but skips leg day every week. He constantly posts shirtless mirror selfies and gives unsolicited workout advice to everyone. Make it devastating but funny for our roast battle.
You bring nothing to the table except protein powder and the audacity. Your leg day is like your personality - skipped more than a rope at a boxing gym.
My coworker just roasted my outfit at the office. I need a clever comeback that's professional but cutting. She always wears the same blazer and thinks she's a fashion icon.
Thanks for the fashion advice from someone whose wardrobe has less variety than a prison uniform. Really groundbreaking style tips from the same-blazer-every-day club.
It's my best friend's 30th birthday and we're doing friendly roasts. He's always late to everything, can't cook to save his life, and still lives like he's in college. Keep it playful and fun.
Bless your heart, you made it to 30! Only 2 hours late, just like everything else in your life. Your oven is cleaner than the day you bought it because you still think cereal counts as cooking.
Roast my roommate who never does dishes and leaves them piling up for days. He always has excuses about being busy but spends 6 hours a day gaming. Savage mode please.
You're the reason we can't have nice things - they're all in the sink growing science experiments. If you spent half as much time cleaning as you do explaining why you can't clean, we'd have the cleanest apartment in history.
I need a roast for someone who is chronically late to everything. Like 45 minutes minimum, always has wild excuses. For a group chat roast. Make it witty and clever.
You're so late that archaeologists want to carbon-date your arrival time. If punctuality was a person, it would file a restraining order against you.
I need a roast for my friend who always brags about his gym gains but skips leg day every week. He constantly posts shirtless mirror selfies and gives unsolicited workout advice to everyone. Make it devastating but funny for our roast battle.
You bring nothing to the table except protein powder and the audacity. Your leg day is like your personality - skipped more than a rope at a boxing gym.
My coworker just roasted my outfit at the office. I need a clever comeback that's professional but cutting. She always wears the same blazer and thinks she's a fashion icon.
Thanks for the fashion advice from someone whose wardrobe has less variety than a prison uniform. Really groundbreaking style tips from the same-blazer-every-day club.
It's my best friend's 30th birthday and we're doing friendly roasts. He's always late to everything, can't cook to save his life, and still lives like he's in college. Keep it playful and fun.
Bless your heart, you made it to 30! Only 2 hours late, just like everything else in your life. Your oven is cleaner than the day you bought it because you still think cereal counts as cooking.
Roast my roommate who never does dishes and leaves them piling up for days. He always has excuses about being busy but spends 6 hours a day gaming. Savage mode please.
You're the reason we can't have nice things - they're all in the sink growing science experiments. If you spent half as much time cleaning as you do explaining why you can't clean, we'd have the cleanest apartment in history.
I need a roast for someone who is chronically late to everything. Like 45 minutes minimum, always has wild excuses. For a group chat roast. Make it witty and clever.
You're so late that archaeologists want to carbon-date your arrival time. If punctuality was a person, it would file a restraining order against you.
Self-deprecating roast about my own terrible cooking skills. I burned water once and my smoke alarm is basically my timer. For social media post.
I'm not saying I'm bad at cooking, but my smoke detector cheers when I order takeout. My kitchen has seen less action than a gym membership in February.
Roast my friend who can't parallel park. She drives around for 30 minutes looking for a pull-through spot. Claims it's the car's fault. Playful and friendly.
Not you blaming the car for your parallel parking skills. Girl, GPS stands for 'Good Parking Skills' - might want to download that app.
Need to roast gym bros who give unsolicited advice and act like fitness experts after 3 months of lifting. For my comedy roast at open mic night.
Every gym bro thinks they're a certified trainer after watching two YouTube videos. Your muscles might be growing but your humility is in a permanent bulk cut.
Roast people who post everything on social media - their meals, their thoughts, their bathroom breaks. Literally everything. Make it sarcastic and cutting.
Thanks for documenting every molecule of your existence online. Really needed to see 47 stories about your Tuesday. Your phone storage has better memories of your life than you do.
I need a roast for someone who constantly corrects others and acts like a know-it-all. Always has to be right, interrupts people mid-sentence. Savage but clever.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong - and you've never been wrong a day in your life according to you. Everyone who ever pretended you were interesting deserves an Oscar.
Self-deprecating roast about my own terrible cooking skills. I burned water once and my smoke alarm is basically my timer. For social media post.
I'm not saying I'm bad at cooking, but my smoke detector cheers when I order takeout. My kitchen has seen less action than a gym membership in February.
Roast my friend who can't parallel park. She drives around for 30 minutes looking for a pull-through spot. Claims it's the car's fault. Playful and friendly.
Not you blaming the car for your parallel parking skills. Girl, GPS stands for 'Good Parking Skills' - might want to download that app.
Need to roast gym bros who give unsolicited advice and act like fitness experts after 3 months of lifting. For my comedy roast at open mic night.
Every gym bro thinks they're a certified trainer after watching two YouTube videos. Your muscles might be growing but your humility is in a permanent bulk cut.
Roast people who post everything on social media - their meals, their thoughts, their bathroom breaks. Literally everything. Make it sarcastic and cutting.
Thanks for documenting every molecule of your existence online. Really needed to see 47 stories about your Tuesday. Your phone storage has better memories of your life than you do.
I need a roast for someone who constantly corrects others and acts like a know-it-all. Always has to be right, interrupts people mid-sentence. Savage but clever.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong - and you've never been wrong a day in your life according to you. Everyone who ever pretended you were interesting deserves an Oscar.
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